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I was JolyJaz - UK Prime Minister Elect ... on Twatter before they nuked me.

In response Lauren M Bradley to her Publication

Lolz.

Back in the olden days of parchment documents, lawyers used to get paid 'by the yard' so the more waffle they wrote in legal documents, the more they earned,

Legalese.