😻 Both President/CiC Trump & Elon Musk
are calling to FEDERALIZE WA DC
because crime in our capital city is out of control.
🇺🇸 Elon Musk
A few days ago, a gang of about a dozen young men
tried to assault a woman in her car at night in DC.
A@Doge team member saw her
And was severely beaten to the point of concussion,
But he saved her. It is time to federalize DC.
🦅🇺🇸🪖 Il Donaldo Trumpo
1, TIME TO FEDERALIZE WASHINGTON DC!!!😎🇺🇸⚡️⚡️⚡️
2. BIG BALLS HAS THE BIGGEST BALLS!!!
—Thank you for your attention to this matter.
3. When I federalize Washington DC,
The Executive Order shall be called: THE BIG BALLS ACT!!!😎🇺🇸
🐶 The DOGE team member who saved the woman was
19-year old ‘Big Balls’ Edward Coristine,
who is currently working at the Social Security Admin 🙏❤️
Kat, I dunno about Y'All,
but I'm sure ready for some
MARTIAL LAW & ORDER 'ROUND HERE. 🤠
Federalize DC?
What DC?
The only thing I see there is...
THE US ARMY MILITARY DISTRICT OF WASHINGTON. ⚔️🪖🇺🇲
And as far as all this dang LAWLESSNESS goes...
What we need to do is ARM SOCIETY.
Then we'll have a real POLITE SOCIETY.
BIG BALLS needs to be carryin' BIG IRON,
and that Nice Lady there, too - CCW 24/7.
I suggest UNIVERSAL CARRY BE APPROVED EVERYWHERE IN AMERICA, IMMEDIATELY.
Criminals ain't scared of Cops, but they real scared of armed Citizens.
WE DON'T READ MIRANDA RIGHTS! 😃
Then them Dozen Young Punks woulda been NICE & POLITE and DARN RESPECTFUL starin' down the barrel of that nice Lady's Smith & Wessen .38+P.
Fits in purses real nice.
SURPRISE! SURPRISE! SURPRISE! 😂
