😻 Both President/CiC Trump & Elon Musk
are calling to FEDERALIZE WA DC
because crime in our capital city is out of control.

🇺🇸 Elon Musk
A few days ago, a gang of about a dozen young men
tried to assault a woman in her car at night in DC.
A@Doge team member saw her
And was severely beaten to the point of concussion,
But he saved her. It is time to federalize DC.

🦅🇺🇸🪖 Il Donaldo Trumpo
1, TIME TO FEDERALIZE WASHINGTON DC!!!😎🇺🇸⚡️⚡️⚡️

2. BIG BALLS HAS THE BIGGEST BALLS!!!
—Thank you for your attention to this matter.

3. When I federalize Washington DC,
The Executive Order shall be called: THE BIG BALLS ACT!!!😎🇺🇸

🐶 The DOGE team member who saved the woman was
19-year old ‘Big Balls’ Edward Coristine,
who is currently working at the Social Security Admin 🙏❤️