๐ป Both President/CiC Trump & Elon Musk
are calling to FEDERALIZE WA DC
because crime in our capital city is out of control.
๐บ๐ธ Elon Musk
A few days ago, a gang of about a dozen young men
tried to assault a woman in her car at night in DC.
A@Doge team member saw her
And was severely beaten to the point of concussion,
But he saved her. It is time to federalize DC.
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๐บ๐ธ๐ช Il Donaldo Trumpo
1, TIME TO FEDERALIZE WASHINGTON DC!!!๐๐บ๐ธโก๏ธโก๏ธโก๏ธ
2. BIG BALLS HAS THE BIGGEST BALLS!!!
โThank you for your attention to this matter.
3. When I federalize Washington DC,
The Executive Order shall be called: THE BIG BALLS ACT!!!๐๐บ๐ธ
๐ถ The DOGE team member who saved the woman was
19-year old โBig Ballsโ Edward Coristine,
who is currently working at the Social Security Admin ๐โค๏ธ
๐ช๐บ๐ธ Such a brave kid. He's perfectly nicknamed!
Bless his heart. He saved a life ๐๐๐๏ธ
He sure is Kat๐ช