Remember those times you got so exhausted at a pizza place that you took naps on uncomfortable ping-pong tables?

Yeah, nobody normal does that.

Only jet-setters who have the money and power to secure a 5-star hotel room on one minute's notice choose the ping pong table.

I can only imagine the terror those poor children experienced at the hands of these monsters. The ensuing mocking of those children really sickens me and conjures wishes for eye-for-an-eye retribution.