“John’s writing about pizza [in an email] and one of these really, I consider, evil people in the media world & in the online world, out of whole cloth make up this story that John Podesta & I are running a child trafficking ring in the basement of the Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria.

“Now you would think people would be laughing like crazy, shaking their heads, but ... there are people who would believe that, including this very unfortunate young man in North Carolina who believed it.

“... I don’t believe it was meant to be believed to influence somebody to pick up an AR-15 and drive from North Carolina to Washington to liberate the imaginary children from the imaginary basement of the pizza parlor. But here came this young man, believing he was on a mission.

“People could have gotten killed,” Clinton said. “He shot his automatic weapon off inside this pizza parlor" & magically hit the server, destroying all evidence!

Remember those times HRC lied?

Friends of Comet Ping Pong/Fiends of Humanity

Remember that time Hillary and Huma were so exhausted from activities at Comet Ping Pong that they took a nap on a hard ping-pong table, even though they could have instantly been taken by limo to their choice of any 5-star hotel in the world?

That was awesome.