Federal agents swooped into the Vineyard, an island in the state of Massachusetts lying just south of Cape Cod, yesterday morning after DHS surveillance determined that many of the area’s wealthy residents were employing—and paying under the table—illegals from Mexico, Ecuador, and Venezuela. According to an FBI source wishing to remain anonymous, DHS reconnaissance figured out that 35% of the Vineyard’s affluent homeowners had knowingly employed illegals, including criminals, to perform unskilled jobs—cooks, gardeners, maids—and paying a pauper’s wage, in cash, to avoid reporting payments to the Internal Revenue Service.
The operation netted the detainment of 67 illegals.

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