This could have been published today, but the ejection would have been Kaitlin Collins. 😄https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-installs-ejection-seats-throughout-press-briefing-room
Trump Installs Ejection Seats Throughout Press Briefing Room | Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump excitedly unveiled his latest improvements to the White House Press Briefing Room at Monday night's press conference: ejection seats.
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