Speaking of compensation for wrong doings...

I think a great start to making us all feel better about the extreme conditions we find ourselves in...

Just give me all the money made on the [stock exchange] using MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

[they] all know how much $$ was generated, and...all that money HAS MY NAME ON IT.

I'm claiming what is clearly mine.

Send me some "good faith" money, until ya'll figure out an exact amount...I'll wait.