I like to have a flutter.
Nothing speculative
I buy and hold long term
I don’t collect the dividends
Llet them accrue
When I’m short
I cash some out.
Can’t lose

What you invest in?
Crypto
Nope
Gold, Silver
Nope
Stocks
Nope
Bonds.
Nope.
CASH!
Nope
What you invest in?
Fairy dust.

I invest in FOOKING ME.
To hell with the rest
I’m the best investment there is.

And YOU too.