When some brilliant dude doesn't know why monkeys throw shit, at each other just apply for a grant the money is out there somewhere......

More federal funding in the amount of $593,000 went to a primate research center to study where in chimpanzees’ brains they get the idea to throw their feces.

A Virginia university received $55,000 to study Jordanian students’ water pipe smoking habits.

A new grant of $176,000 joined $350,000 already spent to study how cocaine hurts or helps the sex drive of Japanese quail.

https://therightscoop.com/wasteful-spending-half-million-to-study-why-monkeys-throw-feces/