We could be wrong about stuff
But we still have an opinion.

Elon Musk
Who is he?
Swamp or not?

Remember
No company passes GO unless the swamp approves.

Financial crisis echoes in the corridors.
Tesla about to launch on US stock exchange.
Financial analysts hammer the company.
Tesla yet to make a dime
Losing 290 million
No place to charge this stupid thing
Tesla a Sell Sell Sell
Verdict in
Tesla a dud

Tesla goes live.
Big losses on Wall Street
Everything in the red.
Expect one.
Tesla hits the big time.
Fairy tale story.

Who Elon Musk?
You be the judge.