Items your tax dollars are being spent on:

-$100,000 to study if tequila or gin makes sunfish more aggressive

-Nearly $1M to study if cocaine makes Japanese quail more sexually promiscuous

-$750,000 to study if the moon landing line was “One small step for Man” or “One small step for ‘A’ man”

— the study was inconclusive.

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