πππThis fookin dude, said I thought you were gonna climb in that truck. TRUTH be told IF they fkn smarted off, would be highly likely. ONE time some fks tried to break in one of my homes, had the getaway guy outside. I had enough of that shit, when that fkr told me you can go back to bed now bitch. Cause he could not get in. Waited til that fkr was exiting my sun room. And fkn went airborne on his ass, starting with a cauliflower ear coming down so fast fkr didn't know what hit him. Beat his ass to the road, where I saw the get away guy which pissed me off more so I kicked his ass more. THEN that get away guy said PLEASE do not call the cops. I just got out of jail. I said mother fucker why would I call the cops do you think they would let me continue to beat his ass like this. THEN I let him go when he BEGGED and for good measure jumped on the front of the fkn truck like a fkn badger and told them if you ever come back, I am gonna fkn shoot you, left my gun inside cause u r pusses.
Go ahead and flip that switch mofo. FAFO>