😼 The devil will never go quietly into that good night 💥

📰 @ InsiderPaper
-Multiple communication devices exploded in Beirut, Lebanon
-Exploding devices kill three in east Lebanon
-Hand-held devices explode in Hezbollah strongholds
-More than 100 wounded in wave of walkie-talkie blasts in Lebanon
-Several home solar energy systems exploded in Beirut, Lebanon
-UN Security Council to meet Friday on Lebanon pager blasts 💥

🇬🇧 @ LauraAboliChannel
Hundreds of innocent civilians were mutilated
& a 10-year-old girl was killed. It’s blatant terrorism! 😡😡😡

‼️The fact that the late Iranian President Raisi,
who died in a helicopter crash several months ago,
was seen carrying a pager
has raised suspicions that the helicopter
was shot down by Israel 🤔🧐🤔

Chief: Max, it appears that CHAOS has rigged every CONTROL agents' shoe phone with an explosive charge that could blow our feet to kingdom come!

Maxwell Smart: If this happens, Peg Leg agents will be easy to spot, Chief.

Chief: Take off your shoes, Max.

Max: In front of 99?

Chief: I didn't say take off your trousers!