Culinary Faux Pas Department:
So I tried to do the fortune cookie recipe once yet again. I faithfully followed all the directions....except that instead of leaving them in to bake for ten minutes...they were in the oven for 15 minutes.

They came out as perfectly round flat disks; absolutely blackened.
I could not get them off the cookie sheet.
They are still there, after two days!

I am seriously considering shellacing the whole thing, putting a hook on the back of the cookie sheet so that it could be hung on the wall, and calling it "Art". With the quotation marks.