Man Dies Of Old Age In Church Parking Lot After Waiting 60 Years For Wife To Finish Socializing | Babylon Bee
LOS ANGELES, CA—Local man Herbert Patterson died of natural causes after waiting in his car for over sixty years for his wife to finish socializing at Second Avenue Baptist Church following a November 1956 service, sources confirmed Tuesday.
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