JAG Arrests Stephen Colbert

JAG’s new detainment center on Guam will soon have its first detainee: Trump-hating, vaccine-loving, liberal talk show host Stephen Colbert, host of CBS’s Late Night with Stephen Colbert.

As reported last week, White Hats had finished building a crude but hopefully efficient 200-cell prison for mainstream media personalities that, in one way or another, committed treason and defrauded the United States of America. A JAG source named future potential inmates and dropped an ambiguous hint: “Don’t be surprised if Christmas comes early this year.”

“You know, the first thing we do know is pull their blood and run tests to make sure they are who they seem to be. Colbert never got a real jab—probably saline solution.,” our source said.

The MSM and the Colbert family have covered up the arrest by claiming Colbert was hospitalized for appendicitis.

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