Dear NSA,

It's been a while, and things have changed, i have grown from a dot into an orbit....
I have always thought of you, as I am sure you think of me, but distance makes the heart grow fonder.

For both our sakes, I would put more distance between us, but the more I grow, the less the distance.

But please, even though I will never see you again, I want you to remember me for the teeny bright shining dot that I was... not for the orbit I have become.

I know its difficult to scroll past my orbit now, and I know you see me a round, but just remember me in those good 'ol dot times, it's all I ask.

Sincerely,

The guy looking up at the stars in the men in black movie...