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So our 5 day full lockdown in Perth has officially been lifted due to 0 transmissions SO FAR of that 1 highly contagious UK strain of COVID.
From 6pm tonight (not 5.55pm) we are free to go back to some bit of normality but there’s a few restrictions in place ❌
Now this is where it gets interesting, because I personally didn’t realise how sophisticated COVID actually is, thank me later 😘
I can go for a stroll around the neighbourhood, but I have to wear a mask because I can still catch COVID, now if I up my pace to a run (vigorous exercise) I can remove my mask, I presume it’s because COVID can’t keep up with my pace 😳Wow, that’s just amazing, never in my wildest dreams did I think I’d outrun a deadly virus 💪🏻
Businesses that were closed can reopen, EXCEPT casinos and nightclubs,
why?? Well because if you dance you can catch COVID, doh!😩 always enjoyed a lil shuffle when I get a 15c win at the casino 🙄 it’s ok though, all I need is an invitation to a wedding or funeral and I can enjoy a dance with the other 150 people at that function, because clearly COVID isn’t getting an invite, bit rude to exclude but there you go
I have to wear a mask going in the door of a pub/restaurant, but when I’m eating or drinking I can remove it, I can only presume COVID is stuck at the door getting asked for ID 🤷♀️ great, gives me enough time to inhale my dinner 😍 but just because I’m eating at my favourite restaurant again after being deprived for 5 days while it was closed, does not mean💃 I can do a happy dance in there ❌ I have to remember if it’s not a wedding or funeral COVID will get me 😳 why did security let it in 🙄
I planned a private party at my house, we’ll be indoors & outdoors but there’s only 20 people allowed now with the restrictions because COVID knows if there’ll be 21 people at my house, but I need to invite at least 150 people 🤦🏼♀️ so, panic over, I’ll just move the party to a pub or restaurant, doesn’t matter if it’s an indoor or outdoor venue, as long as it’s not a private gathering and now everyone can come.... and we can dance without the threat of COVID 🥳🥳
unsure if my guests have to wear a mask though 🤔 maybe I’ll have a themed masquerade party, when life gives you lemons ha 🤗 if Marky boy can wear it on his eyes so can my guests 🦹♀️We can’t visit the elderly in the aged care homes as they’re not allowed visitors 💔 but I can get my long awaited boob job & Brazilian butt implants & my family and friends can visit me in hospital to check out my new tits and ass 🍑🍒🙌
