todays lesson in hypocrisy:

the left: mandatory vaccines!! but my body my choice!!
the right: free speech!! but you cant teach “queer theory” in our schools!!

the left: men should be allowed to feel like a woman but women need equal pay!!
the right: dr. suess should not be banned, but we cant have gay nudity in childrens books!!!

the left: trump is bad; hes a racist!!
the right: trump is good; hes a jesuit!!

the left: defund the police but arrest those with white privilege!!
the right: stop funding ukraine!! but we hate communism!!!

the left: jan 6 was the end of democracy but only the right can have fascist views!!!
the right: blue lives matter!! except when they arrest mothers in parks defying covid restrictions!!

the left: climate change is real!! youre a conspiracy theorist!!! its science
the right: everything we’ve been told is a lie except what we are saying right now!!

how easily we waste our precious breath with certain words and our divine mind