What about Lyme?
Has not some agency claimed the patent on it & its fancy spin offs?
Reportedly it was developed @ an island off the coast of Connecticutt by imported German scientists p WW2. There's a variant spreading (no joke, people I know in western VA who've been infected) where they become allergic to red meat: beef, pork, lamb, deer.. very tough on "Mountain men" hunters whose nearest & dearest are dogs.

It just sounds too "DESIGNER", doesn't it? The "Environmentalistas" who fantasize that if we'd just give⬆️ burgers, ☮️ would reign the planet MUST've added it to an "goals & objectives" list somewhere, right?