John Rich
@JohnRich
I've been invited to the Bohemian Grove by more famous people than I can shake a stick at, and EVERY time my answer was "HELL NO." One famous country singer wouldn't stop asking, so I asked him "Hey, if I go can I wear the druid outfit and burn the human effigy at the feet of Moloch?" He said, "Ah man, that's just an old tradition, it doesn't mean anything serious." I replied "There's no such thing as 'pretending' to worship satan." Haven't heard from him since:) This shit is REAL.

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I sure would like to know who that country singer is, but Garth Brooks comes to mind. I’m sure there are many but he was chummy with the Bush’s, clintons and obamas. Not to mention, his alter ego that he created in the 90’s, Chris Gaines.