Have I given you a clue ?
You know, I dont really like people, so I guess that makes you guys my best friends.
I'm friendly just enough to get by without people calling me an asshole.
In response EatTheScroll - the high and lofty one to his Publication
Truth?
I only like nice people.
A lot of nice people have dogs
I only like people who like dogs.
Bonus if you have chickens, too.