Doing my part in helping restore freedom to America while kicking evil in the ass. Guided by God the Father, Jesus Christ & my ancestors!
Dad joke AZ (turtle) vote counter edition:
What does a turtle do on its birthday?
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It shellebrates.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
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Right where you left it.