i convinced my ex husband, who was getting straight a’s premed, that the old saying “if you unscrew the bellybutton your bottom will fall off” is true. i made up a bs story that there was a ligament behind the umbilicus that supports the rectum and if severed could cause a rectal prolapse. he believed it until a critical thinker asked him if he was some kind of asshole or something. he didnt learn, still votes blue.