Quick With a Joke, A Light up your Smoke, But there is someplace I would Rather Be. Self Proclaimed President of KEKistan!! Exiled in VA
Was asked to be a "Brides Made the Otherday"....
My Inital thoughts on the subject.
Closet Full of Ugly Dresses I can never wear again in public
elbowing and boxing out to catch the Bouquet, yet JENNA or KRISTEN or KAREN always get the Flowers
-and get stuck as the bridesmaid with the Groomen Uncle no one likes, or the 8 year old cousin... named Travis
If Kelly wants me in her wedding, she better let me pick my Groomens. I paid my Dues dammit
And if SUSAN get so fricken drunk at the next wedding I swear I will not Hold her HAIR as she pukes.
remember Kristies Wedding, OMG.. we all had to wear flats, so little miss sunshine, the shetland pony wouldn't feel u
