China Develops New More Protective Anal Mask | The Babylon Bee
BEIJING - Hot on the heels of the anal swab, China has released its innovative new anal mask to fight COVID.'You can't be too careful -- try a mask over your backside today,' said one of the developers of the new product. 'We've tried face masks, we've tried double masks, triple masks, face shields,..
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China deploys anal swabs to test for Covid-19 - Health - The Jakarta Post
Officials took anal swabs from residents of neighbourhoods with confirmed Covid-19 cases in Beijing last week, broadcaster CCTV said, while those in designated quarantine facilities have also undergone the test.
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