Group of people currently outside comet pizza in D.C. where the "pizzagate" scandal is said to have originated, they're shouting about paedophilia, the restaurant is blasting lady gaga music to drown them out.

Was the CIA HQ in Langley, VA Raided by US Marines?

Is that the JFK desk in the oval office?

What yall lookin for under there?
This little boy John John??

Nah you wont find him, he is all grown up now and helping Pres. Trump save the whole frickin world!